Lyric for the dating game by icp
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!
The Neden Game Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip.as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!